Simeon to Joel this past Saturday: "Dad, when Mommy drinks water, the baby gets a shower. . .and when she drinks juice, the baby gets a juice shower."
Heard this afternoon from boys in full football helmet gear -
Simeon: Mom, I'm Brett Farve.
Ezra: I'm. . .I'm. . .
Simeon: Do you want to be Cindy (Sidney) Rice? Or, Adrian Peterson?
Ezra: Is Adrian Peterson better?
Simeon: No, Cindy Rice is better than Adrian Peterson.
Ezra: Okay. I'm Cindy Rice.